Thursday, August 15, 2013

Top 10 Reasons My Husband Annoys Me!


Got this extract from a friend, what do you think about it

10. He leaves dirty laundry on the floor and walks over it and over it again and again without putting it in the hamper.

9. He say's he's cleaned up the kitchen, however
he'll leave the pots & pans in the sink because they have to "soak". Guess who eventually ends up cleaning the pots & pans.

8. Snores, snores & snores - This problem can be fixed if he would only use his CPAP machine. However he refused to use the machine because half the time it hasn't been cleaned out and he's afraid of getting a bacteria infection.

7. Asks for a list for the grocery store but always comes back with items not on the list therefore duplicated things that we already have in the cabinet or fridge.

6. Unopened mail will sit for days in the same spot where I've been asked to leave it purposely so that he'll see the mail and remember to open it.

5. Pulls all his receipts out of his over stuffed wallet and leaves them on the dining room table. He tells me not to touch them as he has to go through them before anything is thrown out, but those darn receipts will sit there for days.

4. After hearing me talk while working on his computer, looks up at me blankly and says "what", making me repeat the entire thing I just said. This happens all the time.

3. See's clean laundry on the bed ready to be folded. Not only will he walk in and out of the room several times without touching the clean laundry, but he'll get in bed, pull the covers over his head and act like he doesn't even know the laundry is in a pile on the bed.

2. Insists on keeping the light on at night for our new Guinea Pig.

1. He spends at least 30 minutes in the bathroom (after he's showered and gotten ready!!!) every morning (and sometimes in the evening) making us often run late for things.

2 comments:

  1. so funny not yet married but sure had a laugh
    marriage is fun different strokes for different folks,it is all about having a deep mutual understanding and celebrating ur uniqueness

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